. well, I was kind of a runaway and I was also sort of thrown out of my home by my mother. My parents divorced when I was ten, and my mother moved us away so I couldn't see my father anymore. She remarried when I was twelve, but I never really got along with my stepfather. He always made me feel uncomfortable, and as I got older I could see him looking at me, and trying to catch me when I wasn't wearing much. I was fairly well developed by the time I was fifteen, and he started trying to rub up against me, as well as trying to see me undressed. I tried to tell my mother about it, but she wouldn't believe me, and accused me of coming on to him."It came to a head one night when he actually grabbed one of my boobs and tried to kiss me after he'd had a few drinks. I fought him off, and locked myself in my bedroom, but didn't know what to do. After a while, he fell asleep, so I filled a backpack with clothes, and took all the grocery money that my mother kept in a cookie jar, and I walked. And WHAT THE HELL-MY CAR WAS GONE!!!!This One Is Compliments of John A.Two nuns were shopping at a 7-Eleven store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” The second nun answered, “Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.” “I can handle that without a problem,” the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. “We use beer for washing our hair,” the nun said. “Back at the convent, we call it ‘Catholic shampoo.’” Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: “The curlers are on the house.”Compliments of the ‘Shy.
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